The Modern Day Mini-Father of Nothingness and the Like

In the next installment about the founders of the Nothing Movement, we come to the story of a young Gerse.

A short, short time ago, in a camp structure not too far away from here (in fact it was just 2 hours north of his hometown, so not far away at all), there resided a young lad. "Are you from Willowdale?" they would ask. All he would respond was [redacted, top secret clearance required]. What you see above is a rare capturing of his mating mocking ritual. It has only been captured a handful of times

He loves making ironic references, talking about anything that does not consist of any substance (ie nothing), and very, very short walks on sand-free pavement beaches.

For all this and so much more, I salute you Mr. Gerse. Live long and prosper.

The Father of Nothing

This man had a dream. A dream to one day make untold millions for absolutely nothing. And thus the show of a generation was born. He was and is an inspiration to all of those dreamers of nothing, hoping to make it big one day on the lack of ideas that they all have. Mr. Jerry, I salute you.