The Modern Day Mini-Father of Nothingness and the Like

In the next installment about the founders of the Nothing Movement, we come to the story of a young Gerse.

A short, short time ago, in a camp structure not too far away from here (in fact it was just 2 hours north of his hometown, so not far away at all), there resided a young lad. "Are you from Willowdale?" they would ask. All he would respond was [redacted, top secret clearance required]. What you see above is a rare capturing of his mating mocking ritual. It has only been captured a handful of times

He loves making ironic references, talking about anything that does not consist of any substance (ie nothing), and very, very short walks on sand-free pavement beaches.

For all this and so much more, I salute you Mr. Gerse. Live long and prosper.